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I Warned You…but it’s too late now.

Posted in Uncategorized by anguishedcherub on December 29, 2008

If you are reading this, you may be in grave danger. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. A close relative of yours will suddenly die, or be ridden with an incurable illness. Let me make this clear once again. This is NOT a joke. If you refrain from carrying out my instructions, there is really nothing I can do to help you. Naturally, I can understand your potential skepticism at this moment, as I was a skeptic too… before I found out the hard way. My grandmother, my dear, dear grandmother, lay dead on my front steps surrounded in blood, as if some sort of demon had carefully spread a circle of her own blood around her. I will never forget that day. Let me ask you this: Are you willing to risk the chance of losing someone close to you,  simply because of your skepticism? It’s not worth it. I spent years in solitary confinement, my sole profession being to track down this killer. But then I realized, it was not a person who killed her, but the devil. Satan himself. I searched through ancient religious documents, relics, and texts for almost a decade, looking for an answer. Finally, after years of research, I came to a conclusion. During these years, four of my friends had died off mysteriously, which I thought nothing of. Until I realized. The devil’s number. 6. For every person who comes into contact with the curse, 6 people will be killed. Five of them will be your relatives, or close friends, and the sixth…unfortunately, will be YOU. You can negate this affect by introducing the curse to sixth other people in 24 hours, though those people will be cursed as well. *smiles* I have to say. I’ve been quite selfish, because I found out my fifth friend died a few hours ago. YOU, ARE THE SIXTH PERSON. I made this website to save my own life, but if you act quickly, yours will be saved too. Just so you know, by now, the curse has successfully spread to you.  And if you don’t act in 24 hours, your first relative will be killed. If you are still skeptical, go ahead, don’t save yourself. But are you willing to risk knowing that their death was YOUR doing? I thought so. To save yourself, comment on six random users’ profiles with the following text:

“Aren’t you curious to visit ‘anguish dot tk’? You KNOW you want to…and if you don’t, you’ll never know what it is, will you?”

This comment will get people to visit the site the fastest, and in effect ridding you of the curse the fastest.

Good luck :-) You’ll need it.

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Posted in Uncategorized by anguishedcherub on December 29, 2008

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